Pilot Episode - My Screen Name Is DISUNC
Episode 2: DISUNC heads to Hollywood to make amends to Ty Pennington. Since DISUNC
used Ty’s bullhorn to funnel oil into his Ford F150, he is going to help build a house on Extreme Makeover to ease his
conscience. Unfortunately, DISUNC’s plumbing and electrical skills are sub par and the unsuspecting family moves into
a house with a leaky commode and an electrical short.
Episode 3: DISUNC has put it off long enough. He has to confront little Timmy Dunn
who is now a big shot in the computer world. Timmy was tortured his entire life by flashbacks of DISUNC giving him a swirly.
DISUNC has followed Timmy's life the last few years and knows how successful he has become. Wanting to cross Timmy off his
list, DISUNC dresses up as an exterminator hoping to rid Timmy's house of all the "sprickets" that terrorize him.
Episode 4: DISUNC uses DVC as a commercial venture, buying points low with a hard
luck story from unsuspecting DVC members; then renting units out for profit. He made such a profit that he decided to try
doubling his money, by renting the same unit to two unsuspecting families. Chaos ensues when they show up at the check-in
desk at the same time. To try to make amends to these poor families, DISUNC signs them up for a "free" timeshare presentation
at Westgate Lakes. The aggressive timeshare seller just won't take no for an answer.
Episode 5: DISUNC returns to his hometown, to repent for attempting to fulfill his dreams
of becoming Colonel Sanders. At 13, DISUNC stole chickens from Tyson's Farm in search of replicating the Colonel's original
recipe. DISUNC decides the quickest way to cross Tyson off the list is to milk the cows for him. Little does he know but he
is milking a steer.
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