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DISUNC — The Star and narrator of the show. He was married to and divorced from KEW80 but is still
bonded to her by good friend Darvell (KEW80's new husband). Two sons named Ford and DISUNC Jr (that he was led to believe
were his, but actually fathered by Darvell) and a dimwitted brother named Amity3, round out DISUNC's disfunctional family.
DISUNC was on a path of self destruction from the day he was born, but he really got out of control once he discovered Disboards.com.
He toys with unsuspecting posters, creating havoc at every turn. With little brother Amity3 in tow, he sets out to unravel
every member of the message board.
Amity3 - Amity3 is little brother to DISUNC. When they were giving out the brains in this family, DISUNC
got 90% of it. Let's just say Amity3's elevator doesn't go all the way up. Amity3 is loyal and would take a bullet for DISUNC.
Well, he didn't take a bullet for him, but did do the jail time for him instead. Good looks and intelligence is not in Amity3's
vocabulary, He makes up for it in his profound sayings and willingness to help brother DISUNC to clean up
the list. He'll be the first one to share what he has, even women or possessions.
KEW80 - plays DISUNC's ex-wife. They met in high school. She was a cheerleader (with unsurpassed cheering
skills) for the cross-town rivals. She dropped out to study cosmetology. They should have known then that it just wasn't going
to work. She became a check out girl at the Piggly Wiggly, and he became a professional screw up. She keeps hounding DISUNC,
hoping that some day one of his get-rich-quick schemes will work and she can finally collect the HALF of what she thinks she
is owed! She has remarried. Her second husband is a go-getter with ambitition - Darvell is the janitor at the Crawfish Shack
and is in line to be promoted to Maintenance.
Consuela -- Consuela is originally from a small fishing village near Costa Maya, Mexico. She relocated to
the U.S. for a better way of life and because she was tired of cleaning for a living. Consuela became a maid at the Swan hotel
and is very happy with her new life and career.
Darvell (aka Crawfish Daddy) -Darvell grew up with and went to high school with DISUNC & KEW80.
He dropped out around the same time as DISUNC. He is currently the head janitor at The Crawfish Shack, but is up for promotion
to maintenance. Darvell fathered KEW80's two children while she was married to DISUNC. Darvell and DISUNC have remained good
friends despite their rocky past.
My Screen Name is DISUNC, is shown in half-hour long episodes. A list of future episodes, can be found here.
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